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Comment by Jesse Sutten on February 9, 2010 at 3:44am

whats the difference between god and a sound guy? god knows what a pussy feels like

Comment by Adam Nickerson on January 1, 2010 at 10:05pm

Proffesor is explaining the concept of center line to students:
"So, yes, it is on the plate of drafting, but its imaginary. Its not really there. If you go ahead and walk across the stage you wont trip over it. Well, a dancer might."

Comment by Adam Nickerson on January 1, 2010 at 10:03pm

Why did the ME drop his c-wrench on the designer?


It was funny.

Comment by Captain on December 28, 2009 at 12:21pm

If a sound guy and a light guy goes to lunch, who pays??
The sound guy of course! (He's the one always saying "check....check"

Comment by James Queen on December 24, 2009 at 5:32pm

What is the difference between a large pizza and a sound guy? A large pizza can feed a family of 4.

Comment by Reid Nofsinger on December 21, 2009 at 1:49pm

How do you get a sound off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.

Comment by hans on December 11, 2009 at 9:18am

an actor will trip on spike tape, a dancer where spike tape used to be

Comment by hans on December 11, 2009 at 9:17am

....and god said
"LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!"
the director said "wait.... that's not what we discussed."

Comment by Bob Williams on December 10, 2009 at 8:50am

OK Im going to get crude now. If your easily offended or a sound guy, look away.

What is the best thing to come out of an audio guys mouth?
A lighting guys Di#%

Comment by hans on December 10, 2009 at 8:36am

one day a UFO flys over a theatre and abducts three human specimens for their alien experiments; an actor, a musician and a stagehand. The aliens put each subject into an identical 10' x 10' x 10' room containing only 2 metal spheres, one about 8" in diameter and the other three times that size.
24 earth hours later the aliens check in on their terrestrial subjects to find the actor sitting on the large sphere and holding the smaller in an out stretched hand saying "Alas poor Yorick".
The aliens then look in on the musician and he is tapping out a complicated rhythm banging the smaller sphere on the larger one. One of the aliens sub-consciously starts tapping one of its tentacles to the beat.
The alien finally check in on the stagehand. The room is all smokey, the larger sphere has been cracked in half releasing some kind of greenish ooze that is spilling onto the floor, and the small sphere is pitted and chard.Broken hand tools litter the floor. The stagehand looks up to see the aliens Throws his hands in the air and says "Hey, it was like that when I got here."

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